WIST

RAY: I think we better split up.
EGON: Good idea.
VENKMAN: Yeah. We can do more damage that way.

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
Ghostbusters (1984) [with Harold Ramis]

VENKMAN: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
MAYOR: What do you mean, “biblical”?
RAY: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
EGON: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes …
WINSTON: The dead rising from the grave!
VENKMAN: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
Ghostbusters (1984) [with Harold Ramis]

RAY: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia Mass Turbulence of 1947.
VENKMAN: You’re right. No human being would stack books like this.

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
Ghostbusters (with Harold Ramis) (1984)

RAY: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
PECK: They caused an explosion!
MAYOR: Is this true?
VENKMAN: Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
Ghostbusters (with Harold Ramis) (1984)

EGON: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
VENKMAN: What?
EGON: Don’t cross the streams.
VENKMAN: Why?
EGON: It would be bad.
VENKMAN: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean “bad”?
EGON: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
RAY: Total protonic reversal.
VENKMAN: That’s bad. Okay. All right, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
Ghostbusters (with Harold Ramis) (1984)

VENKMAN: Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
Ghostbusters (with Harold Ramis) (1984)

VENKMAN: This city is headed for a disaster of Biblical proportions.

MAYOR: What do you mean, “Biblical”?

RAY: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!

EGON: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes …

WINSTON: The dead rising from the grave!

VENKMAN: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
Ghostbusters [with Harold Ramis] (1984)

ELWOOD: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
JAKE: Hit it!

Dan Aykroyd (b. 1952) Canadian comedian
The Blues Brothers (with John Landis) (1980)