Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Red Buttons (1919-2006) American comic [b. Aaron Chwatt]
(Attributed)
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Buttons, Red
Old is when your wife says “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both.”
Red Buttons (1919-2006) American comic [b. Aaron Chwatt]
(Attributed)