WIST

If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus is just as selfish as we are or we’ve got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition. And then admit that we just don’t want to do it.

Stephen Colbert (b. 1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian
“Jesus is a Liberal Democrat,” The Colbert Report (16 Dec 2010)
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Buddhism instructs its followers to forsake attachments to material things.  Go for it, guys.  That’s just more material things for those of us who have enough sense to glorify our Lord with speedboats.

Stephen Colbert (b. 1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian
I Am America (And So Can You!) (2008)

“Upper-Middle class” is a meaningless term created by the Upper class to keep the Middle class from joining with the Lower class when the Revolution comes.

Stephen Colbert (b. 1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian
I Am America (And So Can You!) (2008)