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BLACKADDER: I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.

Richard Curtis
Richard Curtis (b. 1956) English screenwriter
Blackadder Goes Forth, “Captain Cook” (1984)

(with Ben Elton)
 
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EBENEZER BLACKADDER: HA! Got him with my subtle plan!
BALDRICK: I can’t see any subtle plan!
EBENEZER BLACKADDER: Baldrick, you wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing “Subtle plans are here again!”

Richard Curtis
Richard Curtis (b. 1956) English screenwriter
Blackadder’s Christmas Carol (1988)

(with Ben Elton)
 
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ANNA: Happiness wouldn’t be happiness without a violin-playing goat.

Richard Curtis
Richard Curtis (b. 1956) English screenwriter
Notting Hill (1999)
 
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