WIST

An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.

David Gerrold (b. 1944) American author [b. Jerrold David Friedman]
“Gerrold’s Laws of Infernal Dynamics”
In Paul Dickson, The Official Rules (1978)

KOSH: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

David Gerrold (b. 1944) American author [b. Jerrold David Friedman]
Babylon 5, “Believers” (27 Apr 1994)