Girls just want to have funds.
Adrienne E. Gusoff (contemp.) American humorist, greeting card writer
Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
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Grandma always admonished me to be a “good girl.” “Why should he buy the cow when he gets the milk for free?” she’d ask. And I’d remind her that once he owns the cow, he can turn her into hamburger.
Adrienne E. Gusoff (contemp.) American humorist, greeting card writer
Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
Just when you realize life’s a bitch, it has puppies
Adrienne E. Gusoff (contemp.) American humorist, greeting card writer
Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
With all the crap I have to put up with, I’ve stockpiled enough Karma to be Queen of the World in my next life.
Adrienne E. Gusoff (contemp.) American humorist, greeting card writer
Mentioned in personal e-mail to me
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