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The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you’ve got millions of pals out there. Type in ‘Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire’ and the computer will say, ‘Specify type of goat.’

Richard Jeni
Richard Jeni (1957-2007) American comedian
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at the Montreal Comedy Festival
 
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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Pizza is like a lady’s breasts. There’s good pizza. And there’s great pizza. But there isn’t bad pizza.

Richard Jeni
Richard Jeni (1957-2007) American comedian
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Added on 8-Jun-12 | Last updated 8-Jun-12
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