WIST

Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson (contemp.) American columnist
(Attributed)

The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there’s only one other choice.

Doug Larson (contemp.) American columnist
(Attributed)

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Doug Larson (contemp.) American columnist
(Attributed)

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Doug Larson (contemp.) American columnist
(Attributed)

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson (contemp.) American columnist
(Attributed)