WIST

Life is like a sewer — what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Tom Lehrer (b. 1928) American mathematician, humorist, songwriter
An Evening Wasted

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

Tom Lehrer (b. 1928) American mathematician, humorist, songwriter
That Was the Year That Was (1965)