WIST

If you were perfect, you certainly wouldn’t be here. You would be someplace else with more class. And better service. And cheaper booze.

Kelley Leverich (contemp.)
Belief-L

I might be an anarchist, if it weren’t so much work and I weren’t so lazy.

Kelley Leverich (contemp.)
Belief-L (24 Jan 2001)

Most politicians are totally wusses with the ethical consideration of my cat begging for treats.

Kelley Leverich (contemp.)
Belief-L (31-Jan-2000)

Cultural bias makes more mistakes than sloppy handwriting.

Kelley Leverich (contemp.)
Belief-L (5 Jan 2001)

Oh CHRISTONACRUTCHWITHCHEESEANDCRACKERSINBED!!! This old horse-apple again! Paranoid and arrogant victimhood again raises it thoughtless brow and vomits the rehashed meal of a thousand whines of sour grapes and pissing fantasies of mental pimphood. May the gods curse the damnable concept from the stinking spew of language until it is correctly termed.

Kelley Leverich (contemp.)
Belief-L (9 May 1999)