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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Groucho Marx (1890-1977) American comedian [b. Julius Henry Marx]
(Attributed)

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

Groucho Marx (1890-1977) American comedian [b. Julius Henry Marx]
(Attributed)

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

Groucho Marx (1890-1977) American comedian [b. Julius Henry Marx]
(Attributed)

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx (1890-1977) American comedian [b. Julius Henry Marx]
(Attributed)