The biggest conspiracy has always been the fact that there is no conspiracy. Nobody’s out to get you. Nobody gives a shit whether you live or die. There, you feel better now?
Dennis Miller (b. 1953) American comedian, television personality
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Republicans say that Democrats want a huge, monolithic Federal institution that will compromise personal liberty and freedom by controlling individuals’ lives with intrusive policies and a dictatorial agenda. Republicans, of course, believe that is the job of Organized Religion.
Dennis Miller (b. 1953) American comedian, television personality
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