WIST

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not! But I’m sick and tired of being told that I am!

Monty Python (contemp.) British comedy troupe
(Attributed)

‘E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Monty Python (contemp.) British comedy troupe
And Now for Something Completely Different (1971)

Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords … that’s no basis for a system of government!

Monty Python (contemp.) British comedy troupe
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Monty Python (contemp.) British comedy troupe
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)