Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen.
Mort Sahl (1927-2021) Canadian-American comedian, actor, social satirist
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A conservative Republican is one who doesn’t believe anything new should be tried for the first time. A liberal Republican is one who does believe something should be tried for the first time — but not now.
Mort Sahl (1927-2021) Canadian-American comedian, actor, social satirist
In The Milwaukee Sentinel, “Marilyn Dons Snappy Garters” (8 Apr 1958)
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