https://wist.info Wish I'd Said That! Sun, 07 Jun 2026 19:28:00 +0000 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://wist.info/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/little-w-little-box-60x60.jpg https://wist.info 32 32 43606282 https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/12047/ https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/12047/#respond Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:20:18 +0000 Dave http://wist.info/?p=12047 A dog will stay stupid. That’s why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they’re idiots. Think of your dog. Every time you come home, he thinks it’s amazing. He has no idea how you accomplish this every day. You walk in the door, the joy of this experience overwhelms him. He looks at you, “He’s back, it’s that guy, that same guy.” He can’t believe it. Everything is amazing to your dog. “Another can of food? I don’t believe it.”

Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954) American comedian
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Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954) American comedian
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Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954) American comedian
(Attributed) ]]> https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/3493/feed/ 0 3493 https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/3494/ https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/3494/#respond Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000 Dave http://wist.info/wp/?p=3494 Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.

Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954) American comedian
(Attributed) ]]> https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/3494/feed/ 0 3494 https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/14108/ https://wist.info/seinfeld-jerry/14108/#respond Fri, 25 Mar 2011 12:36:35 +0000 Dave http://wist.info/?p=14108 Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954) American comedian
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Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954) American comedian
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Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954) American comedian
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