In relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
Steven Wright (b. 1955) Canadian-American humorist
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Steven Wright (b. 1955) Canadian-American humorist
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Steven Wright (b. 1955) Canadian-American humorist
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Factorials were somebody’s attempt to make math look exciting.
Steven Wright (b. 1955) Canadian-American humorist
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright (b. 1955) Canadian-American humorist
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