It ain’t bekauze lovers are so sensitiff that they quarrel so often, it iz bekauze there iz so much phun in making up.
[It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often, it is because there is so much fun in making up.]Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]
Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia, “Plum Pits” (1874)