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Everybody's Friend, Or; Josh Billing's Encyclopedia and Proverbial Philosophy of Wit and Humor, "Plum Pits" (1874) - Billings, Josh | WIST Quotations
It ain't bekauze lovers are so sensitiff that they quarrel so often, it iz bekauze there iz so much phun in making up. [It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often, it is because there is so much fun in making up.]