SHAW: [To a woman seated by him at a dinner party.] Madam, if I gave you a million pounds, would you have sexual intercourse with me?
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
WOMAN: I think I would.
SHAW: Would you do it for five?
WOMAN: Sir, what kind of woman do you think I am?
SHAW: I thought we had established that, and were merely haggling over the price.
(Attributed)
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