WIST Quotations https://wist.info Wish I'd Said That! Thu, 02 Jul 2026 21:48:45 +0000 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://wist.info/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/little-w-little-box-60x60.jpg Johannsen, Jake – WIST Quotations https://wist.info 32 32 43606282 Johannsen, Jake -- (Attributed) https://wist.info/johansen-jake/2111/ https://wist.info/johansen-jake/2111/#respond Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000 Dave http://wist.info/wp/?p=2111 A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. “You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.”


Jake Johannsen (b. 1960) American comedian
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