For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. Richard J. Needham (1912-1996) Anglo-Canadian humorist (Attributed)
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. Richard J. Needham (1912-1996) Anglo-Canadian humorist The Wit and Wisdom of Richard Needham (1982)