WIST Quotations

Shaw, George Bernard -- “Art and Public Money,” speech, Municipal Technical College and School of Art, Brighton (1907-03-06)

Dave — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:35:01 +0000

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatsoever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no “brief candle” to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I’ve got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
“Art and Public Money,” speech, Municipal Technical College and School of Art, Brighton (1907-03-06)
(Source)

This is the "official" version that shows up in Archibald Henderson, George Bernard Shaw: His Life and Works, ch. 16 (1911), as the final words. A variant version from the reporter's notes was published in the Sussex Daily News (1907-03-07):

I consider my life belongs to the whole community, and while I last it is my privilege to do what I can for it. I want to be worn out, because the harder I am working, the more I live. I enjoy like for its own sake. It is no "brief candle" for me. It is a sort of glorious torch, which I have got the hold of for the moment, and I want to make it blaze brighter before I hand it on to future generations.

For the "brief candle" reference, see Shakespeare.

This passage is sometimes quoted incorrectly preceded by a passage in the "Epistle Dedicatory to Archibald Henderson" to Man and Superman (1903). This error may have come from Stephen Covey, who identified the chimera as one of his favorite quotations.

Shaw, George Bernard -- “Causerie on Handel in England,” Ainslee’s Magazine (May 1913)

Dave — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:59:38 +0000

It was from Handel that I learned that style consists in force of assertion. If you can say a thing with one stroke unanswerably, you have style; if not, you are at best a marchand de plasir, a decorative litterateur, or a musical confectioner, or a painter of fans with cupids and cocottes. Handel has this power. When he sets the words “Fixed in his everlasting seat,” the atheist is struck dumb; God is there, fixed in his everlasting seat by Handel, even if you live in an Avenue Paul Bert and despise such superstitions. You may despise what you like, but you cannot contradict Handel.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
“Causerie on Handel in England,” Ainslee’s Magazine (May 1913)

Originally a music society lecture given in France. Longer discussion.

Shaw, George Bernard -- “Killing for Sport,” Nash’s Magazine (Sep 1914)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity; and fashion will drive them to acquire any custom.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
“Killing for Sport,” Nash’s Magazine (Sep 1914)

Shaw, George Bernard -- “The Adventures of the Black Girl in Her Search for God,” Short Stories, Scraps, and Shavings (1932)

Dave — Fri, 26 Apr 2024 14:43:24 +0000

Life is a flame that is always burning itself out; but it catches fire again every time a child is born.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
“The Adventures of the Black Girl in Her Search for God,” Short Stories, Scraps, and Shavings (1932)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- “Touring in Russia,” Nash’s Magazine (Jan-Feb 1932)

Dave — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 12:37:34 +0000

The moment a revolution becomes a government, it necessarily sets to work to exterminate revolutionists. … I certainly laughed at the Soviet for setting up a museum in Moscow to glorify revolution. For when the revolution triumphs, revolution becomes counter-revolution.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
“Touring in Russia,” Nash’s Magazine (Jan-Feb 1932)

Shaw, George Bernard -- “Where is the New Element in the Norwegian School?”, The Quintessence of Ibsenimsm (1891)

Dave — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 12:17:12 +0000

All very serious revolutionary propositions begin as huge jokes. Otherwise they would be stamped out by the lynching of their first exponents.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
“Where is the New Element in the Norwegian School?”, The Quintessence of Ibsenimsm (1891)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Unsourced. Also attributed to Pam Shaw.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

An election is a moral horror, as bad as battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

A man learns to skate by staggering about making a fool of himself; indeed, he progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Sometimes cited with the Americanized "insures." Also given as "Democracy is a system ensuring that the people are governed no better than they deserve." Frequently quoted, but never sourced.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

A nation’s morals are like its teeth; when they’re rotten it hurts to touch them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Poverty does not produce unhappiness: It produces degradation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure is occupation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:41:18 +0000

When I was young, I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:25:33 +0000

The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Unverified in Shaw's writings.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:13:34 +0000

LORD NORTHCLIFFE: The trouble with you, Shaw, is that you look as if there were famine in the land.

SHAW: The trouble with you, Northcliffe, is that you look as if you were the cause of it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Exchange with Alfred Harmsworth, 1st Viscount Northcliffe. Likely apocryphal.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:28:27 +0000

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:28:35 +0000

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 12:03:13 +0000

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 20:03:00 +0000

Gentlemen: I shall never shave, for the same reason that I started a beard, and for the reason my father started his. I remember standing at his side, when I was five, while he was shaving for the last time. “Father,” I asked, “Why do you shave?” He stood there for a full minute and finally looked down at me. “Why the hell do I?” he said.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Postcard response when invited by an electric razor company to shave off his beard with their product. Variant:

"I was about five at the time, and I was standing at my father's knee whilst he was shaving. I said to him, 'Daddy, why do you shave?' He looked at me in silence, for a full minute, before throwing the razor out of the window, saying, 'Why the hell do I?' He never did again."

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Tue, 12 Apr 2016 19:57:26 +0000

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Variants:

"England and America are two peoples separated by a common language."
"England and America are two countries separated by one language."
"The British and the Americans are two great peoples divided by a common tongue."

Possibly a misattribution from Oscar Wilde in 1887: "We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language."

One of the first attributions to Shaw, without source, was in Reader's Digest (Nov 1942). It also shows up in other articles at the time, referenced as a remark by Shaw but without any actual citation. The phrase is not found in Shaw's published writing.

For further discussion of the quote's origins: Britain and America Are Two Nations Divided by a Common Language – Quote Investigator.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Tue, 19 Oct 2021 22:51:25 +0000

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Thu, 15 Sep 2022 17:34:28 +0000

The longer I live, the more I am inclined to the belief that this earth is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Attributed to Shaw by Judge Henry Neil in a letter (6 Sep 1919) to the Dublin Weekly Freeman. Neil said Shaw had made the statement in correspondence over pension laws for widows. While Voltaire (and others earlier) employed similar metaphors for Earth as a madhouse, this particular phrasing appears to be Shaw's.

More discussion of the quotation's origins here: This Earth Is Used By Other Planets as a Lunatic Asylum – Quote Investigator.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Attributed)

Dave — Thu, 14 Aug 2025 18:11:17 +0000

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Attributed)

Widely attributed to Shaw (also to Oscar Wilde), but no actual source has been found.

For more discussion of this quotations origin, see Quote Origin: Youth Is Wasted on the Young – Quote Investigator®.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Spurious)

Dave — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 13:34:33 +0000

The problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Spurious)

Frequently attributed, but not found in Shaw's writings. It was most likely originated by William Hollingsworth Whyte, "Is Anybody Listening?" Fortune (1950-09).

Variant: "The problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place."

More discussion: The Biggest Problem in Communication Is the Illusion That It Has Taken Place – Quote Investigator.

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Spurious)

Dave — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 14:53:25 +0000

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Spurious)

This aphorism is frequently attributed to Shaw, but not found in his works and not attributed to him or in this form before around 1990. It may be a misattributed paraphrase from Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973): "People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates."

Shaw, George Bernard -- (Spurious)

Dave — Thu, 16 Jun 2022 20:17:24 +0000

Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
(Spurious)

Author unknown. Frequently attributed to Shaw, but not found in his writing.

Shaw, George Bernard -- A Treatise on Parents and Children (1910)

Dave — Thu, 14 Jan 2016 16:52:05 +0000

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
A Treatise on Parents and Children (1910)

Shaw, George Bernard -- An Unsocial Socialist, ch. 5 (1887)

Dave — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:38:03 +0000

[A pessimist] is a man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
An Unsocial Socialist, ch. 5 (1887)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Androcles and the Lion, ch. 2 (1912)

Dave — Tue, 22 Dec 2015 15:49:09 +0000

They hate not only their enemies but everyone who does not share their hatred.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Androcles and the Lion, ch. 2 (1912)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Androcles and the Lion, Preface (“The Alternative to Barabbas”) (1912)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Androcles and the Lion, Preface (“The Alternative to Barabbas”) (1912)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Androcles and the Lion, Preface (1912)

Dave — Fri, 09 Jul 2004 11:02:21 +0000

The fact that a believer is happier than a sceptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Androcles and the Lion, Preface (1912)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Androcles and the Lion, Preface, “Credibility of the Gospels” (1912)

Dave — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 14:30:10 +0000

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Androcles and the Lion, Preface, “Credibility of the Gospels” (1912)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Androcles nd the Lion, Preface, “Christianity and the Empire” (1912)

Dave — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:01:41 +0000

The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still … must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Androcles nd the Lion, Preface, “Christianity and the Empire” (1912)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Annajanska (1919)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Annajanska (1919)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Annajanska (1919)

Dave — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 13:58:14 +0000

If the people cannot govern themselves, they must be governed by somebody.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Annajanska (1919)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Arms and the Man, Preface (1894)

Dave — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 13:49:39 +0000

I see plenty of good in the world working itself out as fast as the idealists will allow it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Arms and the Man, Preface (1894)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, ch. 2 (1921)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

A man differs from a microbe only in being further on the path.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, ch. 2 (1921)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, Part 1 “In the Beginning,” Act 1, sec. 1 (1921)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

THE SERPENT: When you and Adam talk, I hear you say “Why?” Always “Why?” You see things; and you say, “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I say, “Why not?”

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, Part 1 “In the Beginning,” Act 1, sec. 1 (1921)
(Source)

The Serpent speaking to Eve.

US President John Kennedy quoted this addressing the Irish Parliament, Dublin (1963-06-28). US Senator Robert Kennedy modified it for his campaign, as quoted by his brother, Senator Edward Kennedy in his eulogy for Robert (1968-06-08): "Some men see things as they are and say, why; I dream things that never were and say, why not?”

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, Part V “As Far as Thought Can Reach” [The He-Ancient] (1921)

Dave — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:53:46 +0000

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah: A Metabiological Pentateuch, Part V “As Far as Thought Can Reach” [The He-Ancient] (1921)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah, ch. 2 (1921)

Dave — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:33:46 +0000

A world without conscience: that is the horror of our condition.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, ch. 2 (1921)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah, ch. 2 (1921)

Dave — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 13:43:21 +0000

Man is not God’s last word: God can still create. If you cannot do His work, He will produce some being who can.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, ch. 2 (1921)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah, ch. 5 (1921)

Dave — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 11:57:22 +0000

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, ch. 5 (1921)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah, Part 5 (1921)

Dave — Thu, 16 Apr 2015 12:07:29 +0000

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, Part 5 (1921)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Back to Methuselah, Part 5 [The He-Ancient] (1921)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage — it can be delightful.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Back to Methuselah, Part 5 [The He-Ancient] (1921)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra, Act 3 [Apollodorus] (1898)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act 3 [Apollodorus] (1898)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra

Dave — Fri, 13 May 2011 12:11:39 +0000

Ye poor posterity, think not that ye are the first. Other fools before ye have seen the sun rise and set, and the moon change her shape and her hour. As they were so ye are; and yet not so great; for the pyramids my people built stand to this day; whilst the dustheaps on which ye slave, and which ye call empires, scatter in the wind even as ye pile your dead sons’ bodies on them to make yet more dust.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra, Act 4 (1899)

Dave — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:27:15 +0000

CAESAR: To the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act 4 (1899)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra, Act II [Caesar] (1899)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act II [Caesar] (1899)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra, Act IV [Cleopatra] (1898)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

It is no use my liking or disliking; I do what must be done, and have no time to attend myself. That is not happiness, but it is greatness.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Act IV [Cleopatra] (1898)

Full text. An variation on this is frequently quoted, but I haven't been able to find a source: "Forget about likes and dislikes. They are of no consequence. Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness."

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes (“Julius Caesar”) (1899)

Dave — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:35:34 +0000

It’s always your moralist who makes assassination a duty.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes (“Julius Caesar”) (1899)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes, “Apparent Anachronisms” (1889)

Dave — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 13:56:03 +0000

The more ignorant men are, the more convinced are they that their little parish and their little chapel is an apex to which civilization and philosophy has painfully struggled up the pyramid of time from a desert of savagery.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes, “Apparent Anachronisms” (1889)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes, “Apparent Anachronisms” (1899)

Dave — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 12:58:12 +0000

The period of time covered by history is far too short to allow of any perceptible progress in the the popular sense of Evolution of the Human Species. The notion that there has been any such Progress since Caesar’s time (less than 20 centuries ago) is too absurd for discussion. All the savagery, barbarism, dark ages and the rest of it of which we have any record as existing in the past exists at the present moment.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Caesar and Cleopatra, Notes, “Apparent Anachronisms” (1899)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Candida, Act 3 (1898)

Dave — Mon, 12 Jun 2017 17:18:50 +0000

Man can climb to the highest summits; but he cannot dwell there long.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Candida, Act 3 (1898)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Candida, Act I (1898)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Candida, Act I (1898)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Candida, ch. 3 (1893)

Dave — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:32:30 +0000

I’m a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don’t like beer.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Candida, ch. 3 (1893)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Captain Brassbound’s Conversion, ch. 3 (1901)

Dave — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:27:31 +0000

Give a man health and a course to steer; and he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Captain Brassbound’s Conversion, ch. 3 (1901)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Everybody’s Political What’s What? (1950 ed.)

Dave — Fri, 28 Jul 2017 01:12:28 +0000

Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Everybody’s Political What’s What? (1950 ed.)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Everybody’s Political What’s What, ch. 19 (1944)

Dave — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:59:49 +0000

My own education operated by a succession of eye-openers, each involving the repudiation of some previously held belief.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Everybody’s Political What’s What, ch. 19 (1944)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Everybody’s Political What’s What?, ch. 30 (1944)

Dave — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:24:06 +0000

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Everybody’s Political What’s What?, ch. 30 (1944)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Fabian Essays in Socialism, “The Basis of Socialism: Economic” (1889)

Dave — Sat, 21 Jan 2017 00:09:41 +0000

The man of business goes on Sunday to the church with the regularity of the village blacksmith, there to renounce and abjure before his God the line of conduct which he intends to pursue with all his might during the following week.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Fabian Essays in Socialism, “The Basis of Socialism: Economic” (1889)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Fanny’s First Play, “Induction” (1911)

Dave — Wed, 14 May 2008 10:24:35 +0000

FANNY: I don’t mind this play shocking my father morally. It’s good for him to be shocked morally. It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Fanny’s First Play, “Induction” (1911)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Fanny’s First Play, 3 (1913)

Dave — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:24:02 +0000

Well, dearie, men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Fanny’s First Play, 3 (1913)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Getting Married, Preface (1908)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Getting Married, Preface (1908)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Getting Married, Preface, “The Gospel of Laodicea” (1908)

Dave — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 12:27:29 +0000

We always hesitate to treat a dangerously good man as a lunatic because he may turn out to be a prophet in the true sense: that is, a man of exceptional sanity who is in the right when we are in the wrong.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Getting Married, Preface, “The Gospel of Laodicea” (1908)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Heartbreak House, Act 2 [Capt. Shotover] (1919)

Dave — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:42:03 +0000

I did not let the fear of death govern my life, and my reward was, I had my life. You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life; and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Heartbreak House, Act 2 [Capt. Shotover] (1919)

In context.

Shaw, George Bernard -- John Bull’s Other Island, ch. 4 (1904)

Dave — Mon, 03 May 2010 16:25:53 +0000

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
John Bull’s Other Island, ch. 4 (1904)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Major Barbara, “Sane Conclusions” (preface) (1905)

Dave — Tue, 25 Mar 2014 15:31:34 +0000

I am, and have always been, and shall now always be, a revolutionary writer, because our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality is an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom is administered by inexperienced or mal-experienced dupes; our power is wielded by cowards and weaklings; and our honor false in all its points. I am an enemy of the existing order for good reasons.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Major Barbara, “Sane Conclusions” (preface) (1905)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Major Barbara, Act III [Undershaft] (1905)

Dave — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:54:22 +0000

Nothing ever is done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Major Barbara, Act III [Undershaft] (1905)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Major Barbara, ch. 3 (1905)

Dave — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 12:17:24 +0000

He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Major Barbara, ch. 3 (1905)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman (1903)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Epistle Dedicatory” (1903)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

This is the true joy in life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Epistle Dedicatory” (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Beauty and Happiness, Art and Riches” (1903)

Dave — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:56:10 +0000

The man with toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man,

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Beauty and Happiness, Art and Riches” (1903)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Crime and Punishment” (1903)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Crime and Punishment” (1903)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Democracy” (1903)

Dave — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:18:38 +0000

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Democracy” (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Education” (1903)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Every fool believes what his teachers tell him, and calls his credulity science or morality as confidently as his father called it divine revelation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Education” (1903)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Education” (1903)

Dave — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:14:56 +0000

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Education” (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Reason” (1903)

Dave — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:17:54 +0000

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Reason” (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Self-Sacrifice” (1903)

Dave — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:33:51 +0000

If you begin by sacrificing yourself to those you love, you will end by hating those to whom you have sacrificed yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “Self-Sacrifice” (1903)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “The Golden Rule” (1903)

Dave — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:09:01 +0000

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists,” “The Golden Rule” (1903)
(Source)

See Matthew.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Idolatry” (1903)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Idolatry” (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Liberty and Equality” (1903)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Liberty and Equality” (1903)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Royalty” (1903)

Dave — Fri, 06 May 2011 12:26:59 +0000

Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Royalty” (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Stray Sayings” (1903)

Dave — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 12:57:08 +0000

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “Maxims for Revolutionists: Stray Sayings” (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “The Revolutionist’s Handbook,” “Reason” (1903)

Dave — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:54:09 +0000

The man who listens to Reason is lost: Reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “The Revolutionist’s Handbook,” “Reason” (1903)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, “The Revolutionist’s Handbook,” “Religion” (1903)

Dave — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:36:43 +0000

What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which habitually acts.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, “The Revolutionist’s Handbook,” “Religion” (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act 1 (1903)

Dave — Thu, 19 Mar 2020 20:06:57 +0000

TANNER: The true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act 1 (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act 1, l. 184-188 (1903)

Dave — Fri, 06 Jun 2014 14:06:22 +0000

TANNER: Of all human struggles there is none so treacherous and remorseless as the struggle between the artist man and the mother woman. Which shall use up the other? That is the issue between them. And it is all the deadlier because, in your romanticist cant, they love one another.
OCTAVIUS: Even if it were so — and I don’t admit it for a moment — it is out of the deadliest struggles that we get the noblest characters.
TANNER: Remember that the next time you meet a grizzly bear or a Bengal tiger, Tavy.
OCTAVIUS: I meant where there is love, Jack.
TANNER: Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no love sincerer than the love of food. I think Ann loves you that way: she patted your cheek as if it were a nicely underdone chop.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act 1, l. 184-188 (1903)
(Source)

Often just the "There is no love sincerer than the love of food" portion is quoted.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act 2 [Straker] (1903)

Dave — Fri, 20 May 2022 17:48:00 +0000

Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act 2 [Straker] (1903)
(Source)

See Lincoln.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act 3 (1903)

Dave — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 12:52:23 +0000

Yes, Juan: we know the libertine’s philosophy. Always ignore the consequences to the woman.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act 3 (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act 4 [Mendoza] (1903)

Dave — Wed, 18 May 2022 21:41:41 +0000

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act 4 [Mendoza] (1903)
(Source)

See Wilde, eleven years earlier. More discussion quote: There Are Only Two Tragedies. One Is Not Getting What One Wants, and the Other Is Getting It – Quote Investigator.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act 4 [Tanner] (1903)

Dave — Wed, 11 May 2022 16:29:46 +0000

It is very easy for you to call me a happy man: you are only a spectator. I am one of the principals; and I know better.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act 4 [Tanner] (1903)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act I (1903)

Dave — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:54:17 +0000

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act I (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, Act I [Tanner] (1903)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, Act I [Tanner] (1903)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, ch. 1 (1903)

Dave — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 12:41:48 +0000

I had become a new person; and those who knew the old person laughed at me. The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor: he took my measure anew every time he saw me, whilst all the rest went in with their old measurements and expected them to fit me.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, ch. 1 (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, ch. 3 (1903)

Dave — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:34:29 +0000

Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea for his safety save one; and that one is his cowardice.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, ch. 3 (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man and Superman, ch. 3 (1903)

Dave — Tue, 08 May 2012 11:53:13 +0000

The creature Man, who in his own selfish affairs is a coward to the backbone, will fight for an idea like a hero.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man and Superman, ch. 3 (1903)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Man of Destiny (1898)

Dave — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:36:19 +0000

NAPOLEON: There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find an Englishman doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle. He fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Man of Destiny (1898)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Misalliance (1910)

Dave — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 14:00:28 +0000

The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Misalliance (1910)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Mrs. Warren s Profession, Act III (1893)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Mrs. Warren s Profession, Act III (1893)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Mrs. Warren’s Profession, ch. 2 (1893)

Dave — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:43:47 +0000

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Mrs. Warren’s Profession, ch. 2 (1893)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Preface (1893)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently the first condition of progress is the removal of censorships.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Preface (1893)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- O’Flaherty, V.C. (1917)

Dave — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 17:21:18 +0000

You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
O’Flaherty, V.C. (1917)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Parents and Children, “Family Affection” (1914)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Parents and Children, “Family Affection” (1914)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Parents and Children, “Family Affection” (1914)

Dave — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:19:32 +0000

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Parents and Children, “Family Affection” (1914)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Plays Unpleasant, Preface (1898)

Dave — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 16:11:31 +0000

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Plays Unpleasant, Preface (1898)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Plays: Pleasant and Unpleasant, Vol. II, Preface (1898)

Dave — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:54:10 +0000

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Plays: Pleasant and Unpleasant, Vol. II, Preface (1898)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Pygmalion, Act 2 (1912)

Dave — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:12:01 +0000

PICKERING: Have you no morals, man?
ALFRED DOOLITTLE: Can’t afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Pygmalion, Act 2 (1912)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Pygmalion, Act 5 (1912)

Dave — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:45:23 +0000

HENRY HIGGINS: The great secret, Eliza, is not having bad manners or good manners or any other particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Pygmalion, Act 5 (1912)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Pygmalion, Act 5 (1913)

Dave — Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:29:57 +0000

HIGGINS: Would the world ever have been made if its maker had been afraid of making trouble? Making life means making trouble. There’s only one way of escaping trouble; and that’s killing things. Cowards, you notice, are always shrieking to have troublesome people killed.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Pygmalion, Act 5 (1913)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Quintessence of Ibsenism (1891)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Quintessence of Ibsenism (1891)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Saint Joan, Act 1 (1923)

Dave — Fri, 31 May 2013 12:23:54 +0000

JOAN: I hear voices telling me what to do. They come from God.
ROBERT: They comne from your imagination.
JOAN: Of course. That is how the messages of God come to us.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Saint Joan, Act 1 (1923)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Saint Joan, Preface

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Saint Joan, Preface

Shaw, George Bernard -- Saint Joan, Preface (1923)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

There is nothing for us but to make it a point of honor to privilege heresy to the last bearable degree on the simple ground that all evolution in thought and conduct must at first appear as heresy and misconduct.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Saint Joan, Preface (1923)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Saint Joan, sc. 6 (1923)

Dave — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 14:29:11 +0000

THE INQUISITOR: Heresy begins with people who are to all appearances better than their neighbors. A gentle and pious girl or a young man, who has obeyed the command of our Lord by giving all this riches to the poor and putting on the garb of poverty, the life of austerity, and the rule of humility and charity, may be the founder of a heresy that will wreck both Church and Empire if not ruthlessly stamped out in time.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Saint Joan, sc. 6 (1923)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Apple Cart, Preface (1928)

Dave — Thu, 26 Feb 2015 16:43:04 +0000

Like many men of genius, he could not understand why things obvious to him should not be so at once to other people, and found it easier to believe that they were corrupt than that they could be so stupid.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Apple Cart, Preface (1928)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Devil’s Disciple, Act 2 (1897)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

ANDERSON: The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of inhumanity.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Devil’s Disciple, Act 2 (1897)
(Source)

See Nietzsche.

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Devil’s Disciple, Act II (1897)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

ANDERSON: My dear: in this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it. There’s a danger that the house will catch fire in the night; but we shan’t sleep any the less soundly for that.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Devil’s Disciple, Act II (1897)

Full text.

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Doctor’s Dilemma, Act 5 [Ridgeon] (1906)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Doctor’s Dilemma, Act 5 [Ridgeon] (1906)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Doctor’s Dilemma, Act I (1911)

Dave — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:41:22 +0000

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Doctor’s Dilemma, Act I (1911)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 18 (1928)

Dave — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:10:47 +0000

There is no belief, however grotesque and even villainous, that cannot be made a part of human nature if it is inculcated in childhood and not contradicted in the child’s hearing.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 18 (1928)

See Schopenhauer.

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 6 (1928)

Dave — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:40:53 +0000

We are told that the love of money is the root of all evil; but money itself is one of the most useful contrivances ever invented: it is not its fault that some people are foolish or miserly enough to be fonder of it than of their own souls.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 6 (1928)

See Bible, 1 Timothy 6:10

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 6 (1928)

Dave — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:15:54 +0000

That is the use of money: it enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 6 (1928)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 81 (1928)

Dave — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:51:02 +0000

Mentally, fallow is as important as seedtime. Even bodies can be exhausted by overcultivation.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 81 (1928)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 82 (1928)

Dave — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 12:31:15 +0000

The believers and unbelievers who think for themselves will let themselves be burnt alive rather than conform to a creed imposed on them by any power except their own consciences.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism and Fascism, ch. 82 (1928)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism Fascism, ch. 66 (1928)

Dave — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:26:46 +0000

Capitalism justified itself and was adopted as an economic principle on the express ground that it provides selfish motives for doing good, and that human beings will do nothing except for selfish motives.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism Fascism, ch. 66 (1928)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism, and Fascism, ch. 74 (1928)

Dave — Wed, 04 Nov 2015 15:05:21 +0000

You must not tell lies because if you do you will find yourself unable to believe anything that is told to you.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism, and Fascism, ch. 74 (1928)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism, and Fascism, ch. 79 (1928)

Dave — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 14:40:30 +0000

If you rebel against high-heeled shoes, take care to do it in a very smart hat.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism, Capitalism, Sovietism, and Fascism, ch. 79 (1928)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism and Capitalism, ch. 2 (1928)

Dave — Fri, 22 May 2026 15:07:08 +0000

When you see a rich man’s wife (or anyone else’s wife) shaking her head over the thriftlessness of the poor because they do not all save, pity the lady’s ignorance; but do not irritate the poor by repeating her nonsense to them.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Socialism and Capitalism, ch. 2 (1928)
(Source)

See also Melville (1884).

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Philanderer, Act 4 (1893)

Dave — Fri, 26 Feb 2016 16:41:57 +0000

The test of a man or woman’s breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Philanderer, Act 4 (1893)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Revolutionist’s Handbook, “Honor” (1905)

Dave — Wed, 25 Oct 2017 01:04:48 +0000

Better keep yourself clean and bright: you are the window through which you must see the world.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Revolutionist’s Handbook, “Honor” (1905)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- The Shewing-up of Blanco Posnet, “The Rejected Statement, Part 1,” “The Limits to Toleration” (1909)

Dave — Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:41:10 +0000

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
The Shewing-up of Blanco Posnet, “The Rejected Statement, Part 1,” “The Limits to Toleration” (1909)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Too True to Be Good, Act 3 (1932)

Dave — Mon, 11 May 2020 15:17:51 +0000

THE SERGEANT: When men and women pick one another up for just a bit of fun, they find they’ve picked up more than they bargained for, because men and women have a top story as well as a ground floor, and you can’t have the one without the other.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Too True to Be Good, Act 3 (1932)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Treatise on Parents and Children, “Children’s Happiness” (1914)

Dave — Thu, 17 Dec 2015 15:12:13 +0000

The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation, because occupation means pre-occupation; and the pre-occupied person is neither happy nor unhappy, but simply alive and active, which is pleasanter than any happiness until you are tired of it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Treatise on Parents and Children, “Children’s Happiness” (1914)
(Source)

Shaw, George Bernard -- In Sheila Graham, “Shaw Views Fate of Beaten Hitler,” New York Times (25 Jul 1941)

Dave — Wed, 08 Jan 2014 13:50:21 +0000

There is only one kind of genuine socialism, the democratic sort, by which I mean the organization of society for the benefit of the whole people.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
In Sheila Graham, “Shaw Views Fate of Beaten Hitler,” New York Times (25 Jul 1941)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Letter (1899-09-25) to Edward Rose

Dave — Wed, 13 Nov 2024 23:47:25 +0000

The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Letter (1899-09-25) to Edward Rose
(Source)

Written while on a six-week Mediterranean cruise.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Letter to Edith Lyttelton (5 Jul 1913)

Dave — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:15:48 +0000

Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one’s heart; but death is a splendid thing — a warfare accomplished, a beginning all over again, a triumph. You can always see that in their faces. And come and close my eyes too, when I die; and see me as I really was.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Letter to Edith Lyttelton (5 Jul 1913)
(Source)

Sent on the death of her husband.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Letter to Ellen Terry (28 Aug 1896)

Dave — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:08:14 +0000

I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one’s business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Letter to Ellen Terry (28 Aug 1896)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Letter to Leo Tolstoy (1909)

Dave — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 12:50:50 +0000

We are here to help God, to do His work, to remedy His old errors, to strive towards Godhead ourselves.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Letter to Leo Tolstoy (1909)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Letter to Upton Sinclair (12 Dec 1941)

Dave — Thu, 24 Sep 2020 15:21:38 +0000

I have regarded you, not as a novelist, but as an historian; for it is my considered opinion, unshaken at 85, that records of fact are not history. They are only annals, which cannot become historical until the artist-poet-philosopher rescues them from the unintelligible chaos of their actual occurrence and arranges them in works of art.

When people ask me what has happened in my long lifetime I do not refer them to the newspaper files and to the authorities, but to your novels. They object that the people in your books never existed; that their deeds were never done and their sayings never uttered. I assure them that they were, except that Upton Sinclair individualized and expressed them better than they could have done, and arranged their experiences, which as they actually occurred were as unintelligible as pied type, in significant and intelligible order.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Letter to Upton Sinclair (12 Dec 1941)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Quoted in “Ideas on Film,” Saturday Review (1951)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

If you want to tell people the truth, you’d better make them laugh or they’ll kill you.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Quoted in “Ideas on Film,” Saturday Review (1951)

The line has been used by (and so misattributed to) Billy Wilder, Charles Ludlam, Richard Pryor, Dustin Hoffman, and James L. Brooks. It is sometimes misattributed to Oscar Wilde, though he'd been dead fifty years before its first recorded appearance.

Variants:

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

More discussion on this quotation and some of its predecessors: If You Want To Tell People the Truth, You’d Better Make Them Laugh or They’ll Kill You – Quote Investigator.

Shaw, George Bernard -- Radio broadcast (11 Jul 1932)

Dave — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 13:12:26 +0000

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Radio broadcast (11 Jul 1932)

Shaw, George Bernard -- Remark (1940s)

Dave — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 14:13:43 +0000

A self-righteous country soon forgets its righteousness and remembers only the self.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
Remark (1940s)

To the author, in Stephen Winsten, Days with Bernard Shaw, ch. 25 (1949)

Shaw, George Bernard -- To Winston Churchill (Attributed)

Dave — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:14:23 +0000

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend — if you have one.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Irish playwright and critic
To Winston Churchill (Attributed)

Churchill's reply: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second -- if there is one.