WIST Quotations

Williams, Robin -- (Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Ah, yes, “divorce,” from the Latin word meaning “to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

Robin Williams (1951-2014) American comedian and actor
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Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

I’m sorry. I’d agree with you if you were right.

Robin Williams (1951-2014) American comedian and actor
(Attributed)

Dave — Sun, 01 Feb 2004 16:00:00 +0000

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Robin Williams (1951-2014) American comedian and actor
(Attributed)

Dave — Thu, 22 Oct 2015 13:42:12 +0000

The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams (1951-2014) American comedian and actor
(Attributed)

Dave — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 18:28:01 +0000

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit, and listens some more.

Robin Williams (1951-2014) American comedian and actor
(Attributed)