I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American humorist
(Attributed)

 
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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