Old is when your wife says “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both.”

Red Buttons
Red Buttons (1919-2006) American comic [b. Aaron Chwatt]
(Attributed)

 
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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