YOUNG MAN (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.

CHURCHILL: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.

Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British statesman and author
(Attributed)
Added on 10-Aug-11 | Last updated 10-Aug-11
Link to this post
More quotes by Churchill, Winston

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.