Madam, there’s no such thing as a tough child — if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

W. C. Fields (1880-1946) American entertainer [b. William Claude Dukenfield]
(Attributed)

 
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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