Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Ed Gardner (1901-1963) American comic actor, writer and director
Duffy’s Tavern (1940s American radio show)

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Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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