The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. A. P. Herbert (1890-1971) English humorist, novelist, playwright, politician [Alan Patrick Herbert; pseud. Albert Haddock] (Attributed)
The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time. A. P. Herbert (1890-1971) English humorist, novelist, playwright, politician [Alan Patrick Herbert; pseud. Albert Haddock] Uncommon Law (1935)