An awful debility, a lessened utility,
A loss of mobility is a strong possibility.
In all probability I’ll lose my virility,
And you your fertility and desirability.
And this liability of total sterility
Will lead to hostility and a sense of futility,
So lets act with agility while we still have facility,
For we’ll soon reach senility and lose the ability!

Tom Lehrer (b. 1928) American mathematician, satirist, songwriter
“When You Are Old And Grey”
Added on 9-May-13 | Last updated 9-May-13
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