People yearn for love … It is similar to a dog’s relationship to the car. First, they cry because they want to get in the car. Then, as soon as the car starts to move, they cry because they want to get out. And of course, as soon as they get out, all they want to do is get back in as soon as possible. Good thing for us, dogs aren’t especially musical or just imagine all the annoying songs there’d be about cars.

Merrill Markoe (b. 1948) American author, screenwriter, comedian
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