I had a linguistics professor who said that it’s man’s ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there’s one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren’t afraid of vacuum cleaners.

Jeff Stilson (b. c. 1959) American comedian, writer
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