Forbes, Malcolm -- The Sayings of Chairman Malcolm, “Arrived” (1978)

Dave — Tue, 20 Dec 2016 04:03:26 +0000

To be agreeable while disagreeing — that’s an art.

Malcolm Forbes (1919–1990) American billionaire
The Sayings of Chairman Malcolm, “Arrived” (1978)

Billings, Josh -- Everybody’s Friend, Or; Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia and Proverbial Philosophy of Wit and Humor, ch. 131 “Affurisms: Plum Pits (1)” (1874)

Dave — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 13:43:32 +0000

It ain’t bekauze lovers are so sensitiff that they quarrel so often, it iz bekauze there iz so much phun in making up.

[It ain’t because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often, it is because there is so much fun in making up.]

Josh Billings (1818–1885) American humorist, aphorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]
Everybody’s Friend, Or; Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia and Proverbial Philosophy of Wit and Humor, ch. 131 “Affurisms: Plum Pits (1)” (1874)

WIST Quotations

Forbes, Malcolm -- The Sayings of Chairman Malcolm, “Arrived” (1978)

Billings, Josh -- Everybody’s Friend, Or; Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia and Proverbial Philosophy of Wit and Humor, ch. 131 “Affurisms: Plum Pits (1)” (1874)