Carlin, George -- Show (1972-05-27), Class Clown, Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, Santa Monica, California

Dave — Wed, 30 Jul 2025 18:43:10 +0000

There are four hundred thousand words in the English language, and there are seven of them you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is: 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad; they’d have to be outrageous to be separated from a group that large! “All of you over here. You seven? BAD WORDS.” That’s what they told us they were, remember? “That’s a bad word!” No bad words; bad thoughts, bad intentions … and words.
You know the seven, don’t you, that you can’t say on television? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.

George Carlin (1937-2008) American comedian
Show (1972-05-27), Class Clown, Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, Santa Monica, California

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Carlin's famous "Seven Words" sketch -- which led to his arrest at some venues where he performed it.

Twain, Mark -- In Albert Bigelow Paine, Mark Twain: A Biography, ch. 38 (1912)

Dave — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 01:12:39 +0000

In trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity affords a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain (1835-1910) American writer [pseud. of Samuel Clemens]
In Albert Bigelow Paine, Mark Twain: A Biography, ch. 38 (1912)
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Carlin, George -- Show (1972-05-27), Class Clown, Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, Santa Monica, California

Twain, Mark -- In Albert Bigelow Paine, Mark Twain: A Biography, ch. 38 (1912)