WIST Quotations https://wist.info Wish I'd Said That! Tue, 05 May 2026 17:55:38 +0000 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://wist.info/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/little-w-little-box-60x60.jpg sausage – WIST Quotations https://wist.info 32 32 43606282 Bierce, Ambrose -- “Bologna-sausage,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-14) https://wist.info/bierce-ambrose/82787/ https://wist.info/bierce-ambrose/82787/#respond Tue, 17 Mar 2026 19:55:34 +0000 Dave https://wist.info/?p=82787 BALOGNA-SAUSAGE, n. A dead dog that is better than a living lion, but not to eat.


Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Bologna-sausage,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-14)
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Not collected in later books. A play on Ecclesiastes 9:4. ]]> https://wist.info/bierce-ambrose/82787/feed/ 0 82787 Bismarck, Otto von -- (Misattributed) https://wist.info/bismark-otto-von/18865/ https://wist.info/bismark-otto-von/18865/#comments Fri, 24 Aug 2012 15:11:44 +0000 Dave http://wist.info/?p=18865 Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.


Otto von Bismarck (1815-1898) Prussian statesman
(Misattributed)

This and variants are attributed to Bismarck (no earlier than the 1930s), as well as to Kaiser Wilhelm, Benjamin Disraeli, and French statesman Honoré Gabriel de Riqueti. Variations on this theme were popular in late 19th Century America.

The precise wording above is attributed to Vermont lawyer and author John Godfrey Saxe, in University Chronicle, University of Michigan (27 Mar 1869).

Variants (usually cited to Bismarck):
  • "If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made."
  • "Laws are like sausages — it is best not to see them being made."
  • "Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made."
  • "Laws are like sausages. You should never see them made."
  • "Laws are like sausages. You should never watch them being made."
  • "Law and sausage are two things you do not want to see being made."
  • "No one should see how laws or sausages are made."
  • "To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making."
  • "The making of laws like the making of sausages, is not a pretty sight."
  • "Je weniger die Leute darüber wissen, wie Würste und Gesetze gemacht werden, desto besser schlafen sie nachts." [The less the people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they sleep in the night.]
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