WIST Quotations https://wist.info Wish I'd Said That! Thu, 30 Apr 2026 21:11:20 +0000 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://wist.info/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/little-w-little-box-60x60.jpg show and tell – WIST Quotations https://wist.info 32 32 43606282 Watterson, Bill -- Calvin and Hobbes (1995-03-07) https://wist.info/watterson-bill/80544/ https://wist.info/watterson-bill/80544/#respond Tue, 02 Dec 2025 20:53:28 +0000 Dave https://wist.info/?p=80544 CALVIN: (in front of the class yelling) Today for “Show and Tell,” I refuse to show you what I brought and I refuse to tell you anything about it.

CALVIN: (grinning evilly) It’s a mystery that will haunt you all your miserable lives! You’ll never, ever know what I brought! You can beg and plead, but I’ll never end your torment!

CALVIN: (laughing) I’ll carry my secret to the grave! It’s the Show and Tell that was never shown or told! Ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

CALVIN: (walking toward the Principal’s door, sulking) Everybody wants the same old thing.

calvin & hobbes - 1995-03-07


Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1995-03-07)
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