TED: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
ELAINE: When will you be back?
TED: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

David Zucker (b. 1947) American writer-director

Airplane (1980)

(with Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker)