WIST

SARAH: That’s not fair!
JARETH: You keep saying that. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?

Terry Jones (b. 1942) English comic
Labyrinth (1986)
(with Dennis Lee and Jim Henson)

There was nothing funny about what Christ said and what’s funny really is the fact that Christ said all these really good things about Love Thy Neighbor and everything, and then for the next two thousand years people are killing each other and torturing each other because they can’t quite decide how he said it.

Terry Jones (b. 1942) English comic
Aspen Comedy Festival (1998)