HARRIS: I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

Steve Martin (b. 1945) American comedian, actor, writer, producer, musician

L. A. Story (1991)
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Variant: "I could never be a woman. If I were, I would do nothing but sit at home all day playing with my breasts."