Last Saturday morning, I concluded that there is nothing harder to find than a bottle of pancake syrup reshelved six inches away from its accustomed spot.
William E. "Bill" Vaughan (1915–1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. Burton Hillis]
(Attributed)
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Vaughan, Bill
There’s a mighty big difference between good, sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
William E. "Bill" Vaughan (1915–1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. Burton Hillis]
(Attributed)
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
William E. "Bill" Vaughan (1915–1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. Burton Hillis]
(Attributed)
We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.
William E. "Bill" Vaughan (1915–1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. Burton Hillis]
(Attributed)
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
William E. "Bill" Vaughan (1915–1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. Burton Hillis]
(Attributed)
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a $300 set of swings as it does out of finding a small green caterpillar.
William E. "Bill" Vaughan (1915–1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. Burton Hillis]
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