Accomplishing the impossible only means the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson (1902–1981) American journalist
(Attributed)
Quotations by:
Larson, Doug
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there’s only one other choice.
Doug Larson (1902–1981) American journalist
(Attributed)
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson (1902–1981) American journalist
(Attributed)
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson (1902–1981) American journalist
(Attributed)
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson (1902–1981) American journalist
(Attributed)
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
Doug Larson (1902–1981) American journalist
(Attributed)