How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you’re sixty-five you get Social Security, not girls.
Neil Simon (1927–2018) American playwright and screenwriter
Come Blow Your Horn (1961)
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BARNEY: I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they’ve come up with so far.
Neil Simon (1927–2018) American playwright and screenwriter
Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1970)
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The body of a young woman is God’s greatest achievement. […] Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can’t have everything.
Neil Simon (1927–2018) American playwright and screenwriter
The Gingerbread Lady (1970)