Quotations by Simon, Neil


How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you’re sixty-five you get Social Security, not girls.

Neil Simon (1927-2018) American playwright and screenwriter
Come Blow Your Horn (1961)
Added on 10-Aug-16 | Last updated 10-Aug-16
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BARNEY: I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they’ve come up with so far.

Neil Simon (1927-2018) American playwright and screenwriter
Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1970)
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Added on 17-Aug-20 | Last updated 17-Aug-20
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The body of a young woman is God’s greatest achievement. […] Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can’t have everything.

Neil Simon (1927-2018) American playwright and screenwriter
The Gingerbread Lady (1970)
Added on 15-Feb-16 | Last updated 15-Feb-16
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