What are we? How are we? Why are we? These questions have haunted Mankind since the dawn of civilization. Those who claim to know the Answers — and feel the need to force their conclusions on others — are responsible for unspeakable bloodshed throughout history; it matters not if their conclusion is Godliness or Atheism. A fundamentalist is a fundamentalist, a butcher is a butcher, and an asshole is an asshole.  

Marty Beckerman (b. 1983) American alternative journalist, humorist, author

Dumbocracy, Part III “The Promised Land” (2008)