Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, “What light?” and two more to say, “I didn’t turn it on.”

Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) American humorist
(Attributed)

 
Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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