In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr’s law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]

Essay (1955-11), “Our Gingerbread Dream House,” Ladies Home Journal
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Reprinted as "The Kerr-Hilton" in Please Don't Eat the Daisies (1957).