BLUE: So just remember: the Internet can be a very scary place if you’re not prepared.
RED: How do you recommend they prepare?
BLUE: I dunno. Try going to your local middle school chess club, hand out crystal meth and guns. That might be good practice.

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Red vs. Blue: “Real Life vs. the Internet” (2005)

http://files.redvsblue.com/NYC2/RvB_NYC2.mov