Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

Emo Philips (b. 1956) American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, producer [b. Phil Soltanec]

at the Montreal Comedy Festival

Added on 1-Feb-04 | Last updated 1-Feb-04
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