Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend — if you have one.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) British playwright and critic
To Winston Churchill (Attributed)

Churchill's reply: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second -- if there is one.

Added on 20-Jul-07 | Last updated 20-Jul-07
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