WIST

Last Saturday morning, I concluded that there is nothing harder to find than a bottle of pancake syrup reshelved six inches away from its accustomed spot.

Burton Hillis (d. 1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. for Bill Vaughan]
(Attributed)

There’s a mighty big difference between good, sound reasons and reasons that sound good.

Burton Hillis (d. 1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. for Bill Vaughan]
(Attributed)

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.

Burton Hillis (d. 1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. for Bill Vaughan]
(Attributed)

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Burton Hillis (d. 1977) American columnist, humorist [pseud. for Bill Vaughan]
(Attributed)