What a lamentable cuss man iz, he pittys hiz nabors misfortunes, bi calling them judgments from heaven.
 
[What a lamentable cuss man is: he pities his neighbors’ misfortunes, by calling them judgments from heaven.]

Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist, aphorist [pseud. of Henry Wheeler Shaw]

Everybody’s Friend, Or; Josh Billing’s Encyclopedia and Proverbial Philosophy of Wit and Humor, ch. 144 “Affurisms: Gnats” (1874)
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